999 thou short of a mill

Joss Whedon (via norbertleosbutt)

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twelvefootmountaintroll:

If you cannot ship two men together—romantically, platonically, sexually, or otherwise—without giving women the boot and/or smearing their characters, you are doing it wrong.

(via annlarimer)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[PORCELAIN SKIN (Fanfic Flamingo) CERULEAN ORBS]

Seriously! Why are eyes always orbs (in badfic)?! It makes me think of people’s eyes popping out of their heads, because you can’t see the whole roundness of someone’s eyeball. It’s just the front part you can see. And the whole “orb” of the eye isn’t cerulean, either, it’s just the iris! The planet Neptune is a cerulean orb, not someone’s fucking eyes.

Yes, I have thought about this a lot.

thebeetfarmer:nyanaoife:

ABORT MISSION. THEY KNOW ABOUT TUMBLR. ABORT

“…doing something I wouldn’t normally do with my body, or having done to it, involving Watson.” XD

“a little Radio Four drama called The Hobbit”   … cute.

You know, it’s basically become old hat to talk to actors about fanfiction these days, or at least it seems that way to me.  It’s in like every other interview. YES PEOPLE, they know, and they’ve known for a while now.

wtffanfiction:

So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found.

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Oh god, this is great. fuck stem. MAN CARROT. LMAO

jestershark:expertcosmotips:

start referring to yourself as kanye west . start referring to him as kanye west. get ready for the most intense lovemaking session of your life

““What the fucking hell?” Kanye asked angrily.

“Kanye?” he asked.

“What?” Kanye snapped.

Kanye…

dimestorepoet:

why isn’t fan fiction a class at school it’s like sex education and english all rolled into one

(via oneandonlygabriel)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” “OH, JUST READING A STORY.” (Fanfic Flamingo) “COOL! WHAT ABOUT?” …SHIT]

“Sherlock Holmes.”

“Oh, you like Arthur Conan Doyle?”

“Well, yes, but… … … Yes.”

hhhholmes:suchanadorer:moonblossom:

I demand an AU where Sherlock is a coked-out glitter-covered club kid and John is the sexy mellow DJ, and together they infiltrate a crime ring that’s been distributing bad E in all the clubs.

Hop to it!

I would read the hell out of that.

(Source: cirquedelavie, via oneandonlygabriel)

senbo-sama:jessiphia:gonnaslapabitch:demonoflight:matrixdigivolution:ihavebeensherlocked:

Whatever, I remember reading fic before lemon/lime ratings. It came from anime fandom originally, right? (I started reading fanfiction in about 1999).

I was just reading the Wikipedia entry about Fanfiction.net.  Was it really as far back as 2002 when they got rid of NC-17 on FF.net? Damn, I’m old school, because I totally remember when that happened.

(Source: areyoutryingtodeduceme, via senbo-sencho)

pocketbenedict:

there is no word more frightening than mpreg

Yeah, I hate it too.  I mean, whatever floats your boat, I’m not going to judge you for liking it.  It’s a matter of personal taste.  My problem with it is that I don’t even like reading about regular female pregnancy in fic.  Pregnancy is the one thing you DON’T have to worry about when you have gay sex and to me, that’s a good thing! 

(Source: dartmoors)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[DISCOVER AO3 (Fanfic Flamingo) NEVER RETURN TO FF.NET]

Henry Jenkins (via awwyeahquotes)

FUCK YES. Everything about this. Yes.

(via helens78)

(via fitofpique)

heydontjudgeme:authormichals:heydontjudgeme:michygeary:maybe-theres-hope:glitterandwanderlust:lastofthetimeladies:lastofthetimeladies:

Please stop comparing skin and eye colors to different kinds of coffee or chocolate. I am tired of reading about mocha skin, caramel lips, and chocolate espresso eyes.

Also, in same-sex smut situations especially, please stop using distinguishing physical features as a method of identification. It becomes quite bothersome to read “the blonde did this” or “the Latina did this” or “the older of the two” or or “the [insert profession here]” or “the petite” - why can’t you just use their names?

#When I am in the throes #I am sure as hell not going to turn to my girlfriend and be like #OH LATINA

omg

Also, tongues should just fucking stop battling for dominance and FUCKING GET ALONG. Move together as one, tongues, jesus.

I just really need this on my dash again. 

THIS.  And if I read “kitten licks” again and there’s no kitten, I will reach through my monitor and “kitten lick” your face.  As in how a tiger does, which is to remove your skin to get to the delicious meats within.

KEENING. Try “keening”. Not so sexy, huh? 

ASSLDKFJOWN YES!  Or SCREAM.  When it’s just normal ol’ vanilla sex?  I would  be out of there so fast if my partner SHRIEKED.  The hell?

As previously mentioned, I’m not much of a slash reader, but Sherlock/John is so obvious that it’s joked about constantly in canon, and it just does it for me.

The extra-great thing about Sherlock fans is that they skew older and more literary. Lots of the fanfic writers have been around fandom for a long time. Once you start down the rabbit-hole, there’s such an abundance of brilliant fic that’s it’s a little overwhelming. There’s no end in sight! I have 28 tabs open on this computer and about the same number of different ones open on my laptop of stuff I want to read. (I won’t even bother reccing. Just google “Sherlock fic recs” and you’ll be set for months of fic-reading.) 

So yeah. You go, Sherlock fandom. Four for you.